Behemoth beasts with eyes of grease-
grinding teeth the size of wyrms,
temporal freeze, oh yes, I please,
disgruntled skunks begin to squirm.
Bathe us in the phase we win
those lessons hard to learn.
of dirt and pleasant piss,
Ocean faring classes
where pirates never miss.
Bossman beats us with a thump and crack
a Vorpal sword goes snicker snack.
Smoothly ugly oil puddles
pools of liquid venom.
glisten do the rainbow muddles,
and now we can’t forget ‘em.
Broken stacks and backs of paperwork,
bitch boy Brother, you are SUCH a jerk.
Salting wounds with happy goo,
a magic virus, from me to you!
All is love and love is war
drink your pride with a sipping straw.
Cracking noises, leaking sounds,
the weak will win and the wealthy drown.
Jaberwock, my buddy boy,
live again, and make their flesh your toy.